Not everybody can become an influencer, but here’s how you can do it.
Step 1: Find the proper glasses. Only cool and sexy men wear glasses.
Step 2: Apply your favorite lipstick. Hey, it’s 2022 already, relax!
Step 3: Comb that beard even if it’s far too short. You need to fit in and keep the cool vibe going.
Extra pointers: In order to make this work you need to become a trend-setter and this means becoming active on every social media platform. Post about anything and everything and do not be shy. You must always be right even when you are wrong, and to hell with all the negative people out there, they aren’t influencers like you are. Before too long, you will become a moderator on chat servers, and then you alone get to decide whose voice is heard! That’s right -you can have the power of the universe at your fingertips…
The overall message is always about cocks trying to make cheddar in order to satiate some deep seated emptiness they hold. It can be women, notoriety, bling, you name it -bottom line is it’s always about that glorious cheese. Cock-a-doodle-doo!