November 21, 2024

About Cockwheel

We post pictures, we type things, you read. That’s about all there is to it…or can there be more?

With extensive research and exhaustive application of energy, we’ve finally been able to bring you a website worthy of every modern day human.

People are funny, you really have to be dealt a really shit hand in life and spend an offensively egregious amount of time masturbating to pixelated porn on 90’s televisions to finally understand the complete brevity of the statement I originally made. While you are busy living life and spending each shaky breath trying to fit in among the masses, people like myself have already spent eons staring at your silly activities and observed. Like a stoic poet perched on the precipice high above, there isn’t much we do not see.

Perspective, it’s all about perspective, folks. Enjoy your visit, and please do me one favor -take it on the chin like a champ?